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I have a pile of firewood stored but a lot of bugs live in the wood I didn’t want to kill them so I went and bought wood

 

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You had to be there

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

what kind of bugs

 

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Potato bugs and jumping spiders

 

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Once I threw a loGG on the fire and seen all these bugs scatter so I reached in and melted my jacket to retrieve the loGG and save the bugs.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Sometimes I really mean crazy face guy

 

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Is there a problem?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

This is one of them

 

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Tonight I’m making taco rice

 

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My girlfriend likes it

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Well I guess it makes sense for you to save bugs, you live in a frozen land, so bugs are not so ubiquitous there

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

jumping spiders are actually useful too

 

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Plus jumping spiders are very cute, there’s one big one that’s been living in my backyard for 2 years now

 

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I hand feed it crickets

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

lol

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I like to throw bugs on the webs of big spiders

 

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I used to do that when I was a child

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

they like caterpillars

 

[Frood]

Sounds perverted. Was the big spider a Mossad agent?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

but stay from others

 

[Frood]

I reckon the next 12 hours is going to be full of panic....

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

It was CIArachnid

 

[Frood]

 

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Wassup froodle

 

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I need a halepeno pepper

 

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You got one?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The little pupa died saying he wasn't a terrariumrist

 

[Frood]

48 hour ultimatum was possibly ignored by the guy issuing it, and retaliation possible might not be understood or conceivable to vast portions of the US and Western nations.

 

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TrumpF is a fucking tool