1,000,000 Post Thread

[The Prowler]

Reggie_Essent Reggie_Essent: I crossed into Canaduh in a canoe once long ago. I instantly felt dumber when I crossed the border. 17 minutes ago

 

[The Prowler]

Everything is relative....

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Especially when you win the lottery

 

[Weeg]

Fuck the Pabour party!!

 

[Weeg]

I’m English now

 

[MANCID RILKO]

No pollutricls on the spoutbox, Capybarweeg

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Didn't the Conservative Party have a leader who was from India?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Prowler needs to chill. I only make fun of the stupid Canadians.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

HE had a rapper name, didn't him?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Didn't The Kinks have a song about there being no England anymore like 50 years ago?

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

I'm Brazilian now.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'd visit Rancy's Coffee hills.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

LOL WHAT?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

From your vids it looks like you're pretty high up above the jungle, Rancy.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

You'd be welcome, gringo

 

[Reggie_Essent]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@Cookie Monster if I'm not mistaken, by simply saying that, you have to pay Lula some money now

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@Reggie_Essent the jungle has been tamed here, but only slightly

 

[MANCID RILKO]

But I think you would survive it

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Look what I made Larry do!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Several other gringos have braved my neck of the woods and did fine

 

[MANCID RILKO]

The worst that could happen is one of them sand fleas

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Look's like a nice area, Rancy. You made a godo homestead.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oh yeah. Them sand flea thing sound awful ... and the other bugs ... and the snakes ... and the machete-weilding favela dwellers.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I got attacked by fire ants before. They got 'em in Florida. I'd nuke that hill with boric acid.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I fucked that same colony up 5 or 6 times the last days, they just change the spot. With all the rain, they're looking for dry ground. Usually I have to fuck their nest just once or twice and they get out of my lawn. But those are really desperate

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Boric acid, man. Just a dusting, not an overload. Gotta get the poison to the queen to kill it.

 

[Frood]

Rancid is using his seminal fluids to kill the queen? Maybe she likes it?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

The workers pick up the dust and bring it deep into the nest. You can also mix it with jelly and set out as bait near the nest. The workers ingest it and bring it back in. Might take a few repeats depending on how big the colony is.