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[MANCID RILKO]

Does a bear make noise when it shits in the forest and there's no one around to hear it?

 

[The Question]

Because it was stapled to the dead baby

 

[The Question]

which was being carried in the jaws of the dog

 

[The Question]

which was following the lawyer

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Why do they make 12 hot dogs but only 10 bums?

 

[The Question]

So that you have to buy more packs of buns.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

That escalated quirkly

 

[The Question]

But then the buns <> dogs ratio is off again, so you buy more dogs.

 

[Frood]

First time I took two puffs, I was walking dead in high school after lunch. @MANCID RILKO . I aced a pop quiz in advanced Trig using basic theorems I remembered from 2nd or 3rd grades,and geometry. It was a multiple choice answer and two of the four choices were ridiculous.... but we had to show our work... and I requested an additional 10 or so pages of blank paper to run down the not crazy answer selections.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Maybe you're supposed to make two dogs with 2 sausages

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@Frood I always wondered where that kid from the "Powder" movie went after the storm zapped him. Now I know.

 

[Weeg]

Did he died?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

He became pure energy

 

[MANCID RILKO]

or some shit like that

 

[Frood]

no, Rancid... I was just stoned as fuck... seeing white bright light in my face and knew I was going to get expelled.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I had these huge revelations about the world, life and the meaning of all of this crap

 

[Luka Magnotta]

It will all be clearer in 2028.

 

[Frood]

I'll never forget Mr A... my teacher sounding like the teacher in Snoopy (Peanuts) going wroommp wroomp wroomp wow wrroomp wroomp and then laying my papers on my desk 20/20.. it was a pop test and even the major mathe geeks in the class couldn't muster above 16/20.... when Mr A dropped my sheet, I preemptively moaned fuccxxkkkkkkkkkkkk...... and the class started laughing because they knew, but Mr A just look puzzled...

 

[Frood]

I think that shit was laced with hash oils....

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@Frood I was almost 20 first time I got high. I was a bit of a square growing up, the military rule and all that

 

[MANCID RILKO]

In the mid 90's it started becoming a bit more relaxed

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Fucking lightweights! I put a half hit of windowpane in my eye and went to a Joe Walsh concert when I was 15.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It was groovy.

 

[Frood]

I put 2 litres of whiskey into my every time I went to the Big Day Out, Falls Festival, and Day At The Greens. I saw so many past and present acts of the time. Concerts became boring when I only drank half of that payload...

 

[Frood]

I put 2 litres of whiskey into me every time I went to the Big Day Out, Falls Festival, and Day At The Greens. I saw so many past and present acts of the time. Concerts became boring when I only drank half of that payload...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Fat people are no longer being told that it's OK to be obese...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

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[SirSuperSouthern]

Is it ironic that Southwest Airlines are the first to firmly admit you gotta be firm and fit to fly?

 

[Frood]

Fat people are gross... there... I said it..

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Fat girls in NZ expect to get normal size good looking guys and throw a tantrum when you turn them down. Lucky for them most kiwi guys will go out with absoutly anyone at all so they go out with them.