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[Murdy]

and by “fat girls” you’re referring to all members of congress lol

 

[Frood]

Stfu, you wasted butterball turkey.

 

[LotusBud]

@MANCID RILKO What were your huge revelations?

 

[Weeg]

NO FAT CHICKS!! Thats the sticker on all PLANES now!

 

[Fredricka]

Morning

 

[Alticus]

Hi Fred!

 

[Jack]

Morning @Fredricka

 

[X]

 

[Jack]

Hey X

 

[X]

Hi jack

 

[Jack]

fire inspectors setting off the building alarms and hecking the apts today. ugh

 

[X]

It’s okay brother, better to be safe

 

[Jack]

the alarms freak out the dogs

 

[X]

Oh yeah I could see that

 

[Jack]

I dont mind, but it makes my wife go into a cleaning frenzy.

 

[Jack]

the apt has to look just so

 

[X]

I was raised in a clean home now I have off regarding a clean home

 

[X]

I was raised in a clean home now I have OCD regarding a clean home

 

[X]

If I see a streak on the floor out comes the mop

 

[Jack]

you still have to dust and vaccuum every couple of days, along with dishes, garbage, recycling and wasj the floors.

 

[Jack]

Im the same way

 

[Jack]

plus its mud season here now

 

[X]

I vacuum everyday because of cats and they track the litter everywhere

 

[X]

I don’t have carpets

 

[Jack]

oh yeah. My apt looks like a daycare with all the dog toys and chew stuff.

 

[Jack]

I have a carpet in the living room and shag in the bedrooms

 

[Jack]

the rest is composite linoleum

 

[X]

Today I have to cook for my dad

 

[X]

Sucks having aged parents but hey at least I still have one

 

[X]

I’ll make 4 dinners for him he’ll like 2 LOL