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[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Alticus]

I think Alticus and Prowler should arm wrestle. Alti masturbates so much he might have a chance.

You ever see Popeye's forearms? He's got nothing on me. I'll arm wrestle a fucking silverback gorilla!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Freddy! Lead us to the iceberg baby!!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[X]

What’s up Ollie StinkfiST!!????

 

[X]

Still banging fat broads??

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Damn right

 

[X]

Good, they deserve meAT too

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Somebody gotta love em

 

[X]

Somebody’s gotta ..

 

[X]

 

[X]

Do they sweat a lot during seX?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Grammar nazi

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Sweat,grunt,fart, heart palpitations

 

[X]

Oh shit!

 

[X]

You need a big bird to get in there and penetrate

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Telling you Stinky no one will love you the way a big woman will

 

[X]

If a fat lady farted on my wOOd I dunno man

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I understand that would be hard to with but that most likely wint happen

 

[X]

It’d be in the back of my mind tho affecting my 5 star performance

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Fat ladies need love Stinky

 

[X]

That’s why I’m very happy guys like you exist… takes the pressure off me

 

[X]

LOL @Reggie_Essent i bet on one of Alticus’sus arms is like Popeyes

 

[X]

LOL @Reggie_Essent i bet one of Alticus’sus arms is like Popeyes

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Aint no pressure on your old gay ass if you wanna fucked old scarecrows thats your business

 

[X]

 

[X]

I’m not making fun of you it’s an admirable thing you’re doing

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Fuck yea, X. Alti has to have Popeye arms. He talks about wanking like Ollie talks about fucking fat chicks.

 

[X]

lmao!