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[X]

Danny the blind copper?

 

[The Associate]

Our guys put the monorail back to work!

 

[X]

Always seemed to spend an eternity frisking men’s nether regions??

 

[The Associate]

Primm has a new Sheriff. That should keep the Powder Gangers away.

 

[X]

Excuse officer!! That’s not a gun

 

[X]

Excuse me officer!! That’s not a gun

 

[The Associate]

When I took this assignment, I was hoping there'd be more gambling.

 

[X]

Danny!! Aren’t you a Texas Ranger too

 

[The Associate]

Came to gawk at the Great Khans, did you? Fuck off!

 

[X]

Do you often flash your rusty star?

 

[The Associate]

You should've been with us in our glory days, you'd have loved it.

 

[X]

Trannys we’re a dime a dozen back then huh ??

 

[X]

 

[The Associate]

Shouldn't have eaten that iguana last night, ugh.

 

[X]

Is that what he calls it

 

[X]

I call mine an anaconda

 

[The Associate]

Damn dust gets in everything around here; gonna hafta clean my rifle again.

 

[X]

Hahahahahahahahaa

 

[X]

I kill me

 

[The Associate]

You ever talk to that kid underneath the 188, the one with the squirrel-trap on his dome? Creeps me the fuck out.

 

[X]

You creep is out

 

[X]

You creep us out

 

[The Associate]

I could really go for a Nuka-Cola.

 

[X]

How much is a can? Surely you can beg that much

 

[The Associate]

You got any spare tobacco? Never enough to go around.

 

[The Associate]

Gonna step out for a smoke break; here's another one to hold you over:

 

[The Associate]

Damn, here I was minding my own business, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights... and you people have to freak out on me.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Second amendment is overrated.

 

[The Associate]

The gene-pool is stagnant, and I am the Minister of Chlorine!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Pleased to meet you. I'm the Minister of Tending the Bar.