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[Frood]

No, Fred.... coffee AFTER whisky and before bed is a crazy trip for me.

 

[Fredricka]

Dont make me find the post

 

[Frood]

Go ahead, Flaps...

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I prefer whiskey after coffee, but before beer.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Was that the one about the alien anal probes?

 

[Fredricka]

I dont think so but maybe. I did see the post in question recently

 

[Fredricka]

Its fresh in my mind, a drunken vague memory to frood though

 

[Fredricka]

Frood, dont drink coffee and drive, please mate

 

[Frood]

Too late

 

[Frood]

I'm now barreling down the road at 120+ kph and writing a thesis on the perils of being raised in leftist societies....

 

[Fredricka]

Right, thread of shame time

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I'll pay you $5 to jump a ravine.

 

[Fredricka]

Who are you talking to larry?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Frood

 

[Fredricka]

Wise answer

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Frood]

I already passed 5 Asians in EV's.... same thing...

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Do they drive as crappy by you as they do in the states?

 

[Frood]

They get a free DMV pass here, Larry.

 

[Fredricka]

Larrys been dealt with

 

[Frood]

You flapped him?

 

[Fredricka]

Slapped him

 

[Frood]

With your flaps, and he didn’t wake up?

 

[Fredricka]

Ill show you

 

[Frood]

No no no no no.... no need for that. I concede!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

She didn't do anything other than fart out her flaps.

 

[Frood]

Earthquakes, Larry.... Tidal Waves, Larry.... Flapashima, Larry.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Seamajor]

That’s mean DD

 

[X]

Larry is an anal weasel