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[X]

I wanted to stop by the lake and smoke a doob

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I hope you're washed away in a flood.

 

[X]

I’ve got my rain gear in the storage under my seat but it makes me hot

 

[X]

I’d prolly make $300 today if it doesn’t rain

 

[X]

I have no food and don’t have rent and need new socks

 

[X]

 

[X]

Larry, I’m tryna get closer to God, why must you infuriate me??

 

[X]

Making me cuss

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

X, if you want, I can arrange the meeting with you and God.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[X]

If I dieded now I wouldn’t meet him

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Yes, you would. You just have to believe.

 

[X]

Have a nice day Larry I just got a delivery

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Stay safe.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Did X just wish a nice day to Larry? Sheesh, he's losing his touch

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Yeesh, Mancy, why are you being so chipper today?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

It's a nice Tuesday

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No, it isn't because I'm getting hammered with rain.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

So much for nice.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Seize the day

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Go out there and dance naked, while banging on pots

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Enjoy being on the same planet as Weeg and the capybaras

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Have you been looking at my tiktok account?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

No, so help me God

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I've known for 20 years, keep that in mind

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I've known you for 20 years, keep that in mind

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Ok, just wondering because I did post a video last week of what you just described.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Well, it seems like you and some of the former Cosmic Outpost trolls have something in common

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Cosmic Outpost? Do I dare ask what is it?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]