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[Reggie_Essent]

Shhhh! Quiet! The weathergirl is on. IO like to watch her mouth move.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Shhhh! Quiet! The weathergirl is on. I like to watch her mouth move.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You guys are good today...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Let me just bring this receipt for the propane up...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*ahem*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You boys sitting down?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Your wallets are uncomfortable, aren't they?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Well welcome to Texas where we sell propane to even the most hardened militant feminists from everywhere...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

No applications denied....

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

This brush looks somewhat normal, but try running your fingers through her...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Now you're deciding on a permanent, perfect purchase, sirs...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I used it the other day...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

What else can I show you gentlemen?

 

[Frood]

A Chris Stapleton video...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shut up...

 

[MANCID RILKO]

used what

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I just cried, praying to Jesus. Y'all?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Fred isn't talking about me. That's all your fucking faults...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I do my part selling propane and propane accessories, but danggit the woman isn't spreading the news of this week's sales, and I'm upset about it, danggit!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

She's my sweetie pie but looks like someone left out the sugar :(

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Oh, so you're Hank Hill.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

And who the fuck are you?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Your mustache looks good but we sell brushes that would make you like the man you are when you're grilling hamburgers in front of all the ladies...

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Santa Claus

 

[Frood]

Larry has a lounge and he's a lizard.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Thank you.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And Larry's a Cheesehead.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

His wife is a svelt 340 lbs.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha