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[SirSuperSouthern]

Graduated high school at 17 and actually needed parents to sign off on!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Blah Blah, the dickheads stick me at the Army War College in PA, outside of Carlisle...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

mine didn't care where I was at 17

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I'm not far from Carlisle

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Any damn way, GWAR was coming to Philly at the Electric Factory...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

YES!!!!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

So me and my young (18) pal drove to Philly...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

GWAR!!!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

It was all nice and clear and green for hours...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Amish country?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Then we saw something ugly. A huge, thick, grey, mass we were actually driving toward...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

hang on, i'll show you my 17 pic...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

sounds like typicla PA

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Go ahead and compare that young stud to the one in my avatar, who Flea can't shake...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I can't remember how old you are now, my age? Your pic reminds me of my brother in his National Guard uniform

 

[Iggy McLulz]

You are a nice looking guy. I've never said different.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm 47...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

me too

 

[Iggy McLulz]

48 in July

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

wut?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

do I look oler or younger?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Oh yeah, I haven't finished the Philly story yet...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

yes continue

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

So we drive about 3 hours to Philly, everything looked just fine...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

We get there. Sort of. My buddy managed to parellel park despite being drunk...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

The *secons* our boots hit the Philly streets, we get bum rushed, immediately...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

The *second* our boots hit the Philly streets, we get bum rushed, immediately...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

boots, bad idea

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

"What the fuck do you kids want, why the fuck are you here?"