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[SirSuperSouthern]

To see GWAR?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Hammerhead Nazis and racism

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

"They already soooooold out, but I can find you tickets for $50 a pop."

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I told em we'd be right back...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

hmmm

 

[Iggy McLulz]

GWAR was always a cheap show

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

So we walk up and there's an ugly zit massed mohawk wearing bitch...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I desperately look deep into her eyes and as:

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Are there any still tickets available fpor GWAR!?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

She fucking sneers and says "They couldn't pack a phone booth."

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Lessons learned...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

if you go any slower telling this...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

1) GWAR is easily the greatest band ever...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

wait wut? they weren't sold out?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Fuck no...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

They play in Lancaster all the time

 

[Iggy McLulz]

at the Reverb

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Whatever bitch, I was a soldier as my pal was also, Philly doesn't blink...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

As much as I love them you'd think I'd have been to a show by now.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

You think soldiers matter here? It our largest group of homeless after junkies

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I've been to six, always wore wife beaters to them...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Yep for the mess

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I'm not saying I don't care nor do I think it's ok.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Soldiers think they matter until the shit hits the fan, like now :(

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Yup

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I'm sick of war

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Now you can sign up at 42

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I still spit-shine my ooooold Docs but it would be pointless to do so in the desert, the Sun spares no one...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm sicker of war than you, hotshot...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

only melanated people