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[Iggy McLulz]

Just because I didn't serve, I watched it destroy my family members

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Show me your fuckin tits bitch...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

my brother had to go lay down after lightning struck a tree near his garage.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

PTSD

 

[Iggy McLulz]

not gonna happen

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Why?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I don't want to.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Fine. Wanna see my big dick?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

nah I'm good.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

dicks look like aliens

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You're good...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

that's what she said

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Can I kiss you?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Then YES!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Of course you can!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Hang on, lemme wet them some...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

lol wtf

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shit, gotta pull my shoulders back...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*ahem*

 

[Iggy McLulz]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

My right hand will gently grab your left hip...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

My left hend, your right, shall join from the distance of three feet away...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

A proctor can and will make sure our distance from one another is proper...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

But there can be no blockage from our gaze, babe...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I just met you, I don't know your name Saved you from a taxi in the rain You're so rude, but I'll hold my complaints You might be dumb, but let me explain

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*swishes quaff back*

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Sweet Coraline, I'm hanging by a thread I can't let go of things that you said Sweet Coraline, I'm hanging by a thread You're never gonna see me aga

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Good song...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Anything else?