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[Iggy McLulz]

I was pretty fertile

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Listen bitch, it's time for you to do what you're here for - cherish my penis...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

My scepter is worth the praise...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

my husband isn't even that lucky lately, and he takes care of me.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Ask Flea...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

damn

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I won't even talk any shit about him being incapable of sex...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

He's not. It's just life when you're a woman my age.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

That might rub you the wrong way, like your husband does when he tries...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

lmao

 

[Iggy McLulz]

that's real shit though

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

:)

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

See how well we get along when left alone?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

so what, you're single and no crotch gobblins?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

we will never be left alone Sir.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You sound scared...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

last beer, just popped the top.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*cheers*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I'm scared of nothing but what our government is doing.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Thanks for the fun hun...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shut up...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

as always. Love chatting with you. You keep me on my toes.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

After learning about my ancestors, I'm a littl sad and mad.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Meh, you being in PA makes you safe from the rest of America...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

how are you going to have the PA Dutch fight your battles and then tell them they can't have their German heritage because of Nazi Germany.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

No it doesn't

 

[Iggy McLulz]

They fought on the frontlines of Gettysburg and then tell then to go fuck themselves

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Damn honey, you just properly stumped me with that retarded bullshit...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

It's facts