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[SirSuperSouthern]

Nevermind. My dick instantly fell soft...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

oh hoey, I collects stuff, I don;t become part of a collection.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I just age decades...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I just aged decades...

 

[The Associate]

Okay, what are you hooligans doing? As if the answer's going to be new or interesting.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

My back suddenly hurts, I can't see too well - but I'll rack that one up as a win...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Sir is trying to see my tits and fuck me

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haaaha

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Well, I can say that I'm not doing any hooliganism at this time of night.

 

[The Associate]

Well, everyone needs a hobby.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Dan is damning himself, which is the unfortunate answer...

 

[The Associate]

I mean, were he not trying to see tits, who knows what he'd be doing. Tying strings around the tails of geckos in order to build a 'lizard-whip', perhaps.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

We should all team up and throw Larry off the fucking roof...

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Bring it!

 

[The Associate]

No, throwing Larry off the roof means we'll have to get another Larry. And this Larry is Larrying adequately.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Ugh, fine I'll just tell you all now: "The Qeuestion", is in fact the fucking question...

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Right, what he said.

 

[The Associate]

That's correct. No one other than me is qualified to be me on this board. The position has been filled; thank you for your interest.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Right, retard...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*chuckles deeply*

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I fill the position of being nothing and everything

 

[The Associate]

Now, as to whom mastersplither actually is, we can only guess. But we won't, because no one cares.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

My something can and will fill your emptiness...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

the cobwebs do that already

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I've already clicked your nic so many times my left fingernail hurts...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I dunno why

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I'm plian Jane

 

[Iggy McLulz]

plain

 

[Iggy McLulz]

jfc