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[X]

I’m a mere insect

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

You mean like a stinkbug?

 

[X]

Dungbeetle

 

[X]

You ever see a spit bug ?? Ffs

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Isn't that the one that sprays hot acid?

 

[X]

I remember as a kid running through tall grass and getting covered in this crap I puked I thought it was spit

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Holy crap I've actually seen those little foam blobs in a couple of my plants

 

[X]

They’ve closed one hatch !! One more to go before launch

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

One time I found a couple branches that looked like they've been sawed, right there where my mj plants stay

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I got freaked out, thinking someone had been there

 

[X]

What did that?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I looked up and saw where one of the branches had been sawn, it was several meters in the air, which made me even more confused

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

And then I saw this guy

 

[X]

Oh I thought it was a saw fish holy shit a beaver bug

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

It's called "lumberjack beetle"

 

[X]

Good name lol

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

They look like giant water bugs

 

[Seamajor]

I have more money than I did under Biden. We good here

Selling more Fentanyl to kids?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Damn they are creepy bugs.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Cookius Monstarius the giant water bug is one of the few insects I fear

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Never got bitten by one, but I should consider myself lucky, since I used to play inside bodies of water

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

When I was kid me and my cousin used to go the creeks around his home, getting fish with a large metal sieve

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Once in a while he'd get those too, sometimes more than one

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I still got a scar on my chest where I was bitten by a waterbug. Them fuckers are nasty.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I had to bring my old sneakers for him to convince him to do that

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

yeah reggie, no poison, but those mandibles are crazy

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I've seen people coming out of the water with one locked in their toes

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yeah, it was a waterbug from here, not one of those giant ones you have down there.'

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Depending on how it gets you, you might end with a pretty nasty gash

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

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