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[X]

I guess I’m just old fashioned, to me a fella pretending to be a woman is ghay

 

[X]

It’d raise some eyebrows in my circle, perhaps even garner a beatdown

 

[X]

I seen an old girlfriend today and had lunch with her, my sweatshirt still smells of her perfume

 

[X]

Poor woman still loves ole X’ypoo

 

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[Reggie_Essent]

I love my air fryer.

 

[Seamajor]

Try 2 years Rancid. It broke Herman’s heart, when he came out

 

[Frood]

Did she wipe her arse with X's sweatshirt?

 

[X]

She still has the parrot I bought here 33 years ago, I couldn’t believe it

 

[X]

She still has the parrot I bought her 33 years ago, I couldn’t believe it

 

[Seamajor]

What’s for dinner Reggie?

 

[X]

I only love my air fryer for frozen fries

 

[Frood]

X gave her his twin sibling 33 years ago???

 

[X]

I’m gonna see the bird on Thursday, she’s invited me over. Wanna bet I fuck her

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm having fries and a crappy burrito. The air fryer is perfect for them.

 

[Frood]

Do not fuck the parrot sibling, X!!!!

 

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[X]

I knew it was coming

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Someone's fucking parrots now? Isn't Slopey and Cockeye bad enough?

 

[Frood]

I'm making garlic bread for garlic bread and salami/cheese sandwiches.

 

[X]

Wanna hear the joke?? She named the bird Lily

 

[Frood]

X's sister is an old fat and ugly latina with mental shortfalls?

 

[X]

@The Prowler the potholes are so bad it crack my bikes frame I had to get a new one 3 weeks ago

 

[X]

Separated the head tube from my bike, I’m having it welded by a mobile welder on Saturday

 

[X]

Just as a second bike or I might give it to my nephew

 

[X]

Im still seeking advice on this issue, a few friends have pointed out it’s not safe anymore

 

[Frood]

X's bicycle was designed to give him head when he pedals??? Gross as fuck.

 

[X]

I have mental illness remember

 

[X]

What a limp dick

 

[X]

So rancid, what day you about fella that for 2 YEARS pretended to be a woman