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[SirSuperSouthern]

Aboriginal mutt looking Western Texas stud, ya...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I dearly pray you get a hat like that Freud, it looks great, seriously...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Here I goin' tearin' up again, *sniff*

 

[Frood]

I have synthetic versions of it... more boonie with a wider brim. To keep the sun off.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shut up...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

This was a self-montaaaaa?

 

[Frood]

UV can get be really bad here.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Whatever man, stay true bro...

 

[Frood]

I'm going to go eat some fish. Later

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Someone told me you folks called them "sunnies". We fought...

 

[Frood]

Sunglasses are sunnies.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Eat fish...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You're too old for that to have been a pun...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shit I didn't think about it till just now :/

 

[Frood]

How old do you think?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Tell your kids to stay the fuck off my lawn asshole...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

47

 

[Frood]

Your asshole has lawn?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Close?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Pretty much...

 

[Frood]

Higher....

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

So, we were talkin' about your kids again?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Your daughter's ok still? Not nighting it out with any Abos?

 

[Frood]

Daughter is 14 and still daddy's princess.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

14?

 

[Frood]

I have youthful sperm.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Well shit, howdy my name is SSS and I'm from Texas!

 

[Frood]

Not always from Texas, I recall...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You're a fine lookin' man sir, can you please send me a picture of her?

 

[Frood]

No can do.