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[X]

LOL

 

[X]

His head has been in laps I care not disclose

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I'm gonna bask like a turtle under a UV light

 

[X]

That’s what I do, coppertone SPF ZERO

 

[X]

I’ll be a golden god in a few weeks

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

If you mention Coppertone once more, I swear...

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I hope you turn a very healthy shade of orange, X.

 

[X]

I turn bronze

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[X]

Just my dick remains white

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

X sounds obsessed with a tan

 

[X]

I’m shy to tan it

 

[X]

I look great in the summer and tanning is very relaxing

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[X]

Being shy to tan my cock is ghay??

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Very ghey.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Let the sausage turn brown

 

[X]

Not being shy is not ghay tho?

 

[Fredricka]

Its sensible, you dont want to burn it

 

[X]

Okay change the subject or else we’ll have WEEP in here salivating

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Don't let your weener take sun, it gives it cancer

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

you idijit

 

[X]

Oh fuck, wiener cancer?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

How you've managed to live beyond 50 amazes me, X

 

[X]

Noooooo

 

[X]

Me too rancid, my mantra was die young leave a great looking corpse yet here I am

 

[X]

I just try my best everyday and smile and be nice to people

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

They say only the good die young

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

but I think that's bullshit