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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I thought your name was Kris Piss

 

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My girlfriend calls my empty beer boddles ‘trophies’ LOL

 

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Because they’re all over the place hahahah

 

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I’m really hoping this Artemis landing goes well, could you imagine hurtling toward earth and looking out the window and your capsule is on fire

 

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I’m the type of fella you guise would stand beside and I’d make you feel inadequate

 

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My superiority oozing from every pore

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

And I'm the type of guy that would slap you for doing that

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

That's not superiority, it's BO

 

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It wouldn’t be my fault

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

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It’s the lord’s desire

 

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It’s the lord’s design

 

[The Associate]

 

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Biggy would look up into my face and mutter ‘dang’

 

[The Associate]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

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Fredrika would swoop me off my feet with a crushing embrace

 

[The Associate]

 

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Larry would sing me songs of desire and I’d ignore his advances as I don’t swing that way

 

[The Associate]

Got my system runnin' so SMYEWWWWTH...

 

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Are you making moar lady with cocks pics?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Don't encourage him.

 

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[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Fredricka]

Hi

 

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Whassup lady pants??!!

 

[Fredricka]

Hang on, you need to sweep me off my feet

 

[Fredricka]

Im reading back

 

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Ha ha ha I just meant that my handsomeness would compell you to embrace me