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[Reggie_Essent]

Who's hostile, Iggy?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

love yellow rice and black beans mmmm

 

[Iggy McLulz]

red rice and beans too, has to be Popeye's though. Cheddar's sucks

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It's pretty goods. There's a nice hot kick to it.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

yes!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

dip a biscuit in it and it's even better

 

[The Question]

Coincidence; I'm cooking chicken.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I just took a shit the circumphrance of Danny's cute hat...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

is it fried

 

[The Question]

And did you shit INTO a hat, and wear it?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

who's Danny?

 

[The Question]

I'm cooking ground chicken in a skillet which has been seasoned with SPG

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Walking up the stairs, then more stairs, proved difficult...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

ewww ground chicken

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm fucking gasping over here...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

The dragons are coming...\

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I dunno ground chicken weirds me out like ground turkey

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Catch your breath old man jfc

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shut up bitch...

 

[The Question]

More stairs. Up and down, up and down, get that heart thumping until it seizes up.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

weeeell excuse the fuck out of me

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm... I'm pulling myself together now. Go on, bullshit...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

 

[The Question]

Run all the way from the ground floor to the top floor, then fling yourself backward off the top landing.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I need me one of them cute hats to survive!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Maybe two...

 

[The Question]

One for each of your heads, so you can be debonair at the carnival?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Eh? Yo Igz, devote yourself to each nut...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I've only got two so maybe you can order Dan to take the left one...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Trim 'em? Shut up...