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[SirSuperSouthern]

Man(s) I've tried like, shiiiit...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Flea!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Where the fuck are you bitch?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

My cock needs a quick puff honey, appear!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'll pull my tongue out of your fat fake ass when your eyes roll and you go to work like a good whore...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Or back to Mehiko you go bitch...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

@The Cuntess

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I guess I'm old because my nuts are dry. Fix that now...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

NOW!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Fucking hell, post after post of sss talking about his withered old dick, i stopped scrolling up, its never ending

 

[Alticus]

Good Morning All :)

 

[jack]

Morning @Fredricka @The Question

 

[Alticus]

Man Alticus sounds like some sort of butler when he asks if anyone needs anything before logging out at night LOL

Good morning smartass. lol

Here's your breakfast and newspaper. After I'm done rolling your 60 joints for the day and putting new laces in all of your shoes, I'll bring you your afternoon snack and massage your back. Maybe even a happy ending too.

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[Fredricka]

Hi jack, hows things?

 

[jack]

pretty good. just getting up and about.

 

[jack]

sun comes up so early now.

 

[jack]

I saw the first spring crocuses yesterday. good times.

 

[deport_liberals]

Good morning jack

 

[Fredricka]

Weathers shit here today, too windy and wet

 

[Fredricka]

Ill be too busy to whack cookies slap head today, if anyone sees him do it for me please

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Fredricka]

Hes preparing his court case, i wonder if hes going to represent himself, using courtroom catchphrases

 

[jack]

court case?

 

[Fredricka]

I dont know what he did

 

[Fredricka]

We can make something up though

 

[jack]

he has to go to real court?

 

[Fredricka]

I think so, i hope he tells us about it. Ill let you know if i see him on the news

 

[jack]

damn, Ive never gotten so much as a speeding ticket in my entire life. wtf?

 

[Fredricka]

Ive had a couple of cautions, it never got to court though, he mustve been really bad

 

[jack]

only time ive ever been to court was to testify for someone else.