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[SirSuperSouthern]

The other two certifiable masters did what they could to mercilissly harass the poor guy, but he was determined to stick around...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Bad idea...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Behind the scenes, Freud discovered that Bonesaw had another account on a Christian forum where he bemoaned his dead mother and his missing eyeball...

 

[Fredricka]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

No one else knew about that except for Freud, to my understanding...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Anyway, Freud took Boner's particularly heartfelt posts about his recently car-dead mother on a Christian site to BH, but not like you'd think...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Oh no, Freud, would attach Boe's deep feelings onto terrible pictures that related to Bone's words, posted a one-eyed baby on the bottome right hand corner, and number the cards...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Too bad he intentionally numbered them incorrectly and only sent one to each BH Reg once or twice a week, who would then excitedly posted them publicly...

 

[Fredricka]

Has the funny part happened yet?

 

[The Cuntess]

Bone is my BFF

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

They wondered who was keeping the numbered "cards" secret!

 

[The Cuntess]

He’s my brother from another mother

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Nobody stopped to care about Bonesaw except for my loyal spunk tank Flea...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

This went on for a couple weeks and it turned out that even the champion of champion ATVile's, and the witty cardtrick's attacks fell soft in comparison. Whose wouldn't have?

 

[Fredricka]

I dunno, maybe you had to be there or NOT

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Fred, if you had been, you'd have been in thrilled anticipation too...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I won't say much more, that's all you clueless kids need to know about BH and its first official Reg - Freud...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Fucks wanna call me dirty? Sheeeeyaaat...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Blood was a mere trickle in the water until Freud destroyed the dam...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Hardcore shit man...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Had I been in a huge crash that killed my mom and took one of my eyeballs, then talk about it one a Christian forum only to see it get mutilated at BH, well...

 

[Fredricka]

The complete silence from the crowd is the funniest thing about that sorry tale

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

And done in such sick style, PMing different Regs with unconnecting numbers to stir the pot harder, mercy mercy mercy...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Thanks Fred, way to prove the obvious...

 

[Fredricka]

Youre welcome

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'd say Bonesaw didn't deserve that, but he was at BH...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You're being a little girl again Fred...

 

[Frood]

The cards (HBTC's: Heathen Boner Trading Cards) were numbered well above 100 in issue, but at best, maybe 18-20 actual photoshopped trading cards were ever created by me. I distributed them in varying volumes in pm, with a message to collect them all...and trade them. One person would get a brand new one along with the mass mailings... so they thought they got the gokdrn Pokemon whatever shit... it was pure chaos, paranoia, and laughs for months after... cause I saved a few exclusives, which revived the laughing. In hindsight, I was being evil. I'm not proud of it.... now...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Un-for-gettable...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

2004 or 5?