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[Iggy McLulz]

Fred

 

[Iggy McLulz]

oh he's not the optio lol

 

[The Associate]

Neither would get punched in the mouth; ScrotumNub would start screaming that she's being oppressed by a table lamp because it has an orange shade on it, and Reg would collapse to the floor in fits of hysterical laughter.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

she?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hi Iggy! You are early for your rounds. ;)

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I accidentally found a job today so I can't be up so late anymore

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Cool! How do you "accidentally" find a job?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

my ex boss butt texted me today

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I responded that I couldn't understand how he texted me since I quit around 2 years ago.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

he said he has thousands of numbers and apologized for messaging me then asked if I needed a job

 

[Iggy McLulz]

one thing led to another and because I was such an awesome employee, I have a job

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Cool, Iggy. As long as you liked the gig. I look at the job listings when I get tired of being retired, but I always end up clicking off cause I don't wanna do that shit.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

My seizure disorder makes employment hard. They'll work with me though. You could start your own little side hustle if you're bored.

 

[Fredricka]

IGGY, IM waiting for you to present your case against me

 

[Fredricka]

Were all wondering

 

[Iggy McLulz]

@Fredricka, I was drunk and fucking around mostly. Chill

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I also don't have time to login on demand. I have a life outside of here.

 

[Fredricka]

Oh ok, i can get that

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Gotta sti the pot sometimes

 

[Iggy McLulz]

stir

 

[Iggy McLulz]

ah ok

 

[Fredricka]

I waz quite hoping for an intricate argument or something

 

[Fredricka]

Ill leave off trashing all your threads then

 

[Fredricka]

I had BIG plans

 

[Fredricka]

But i like you, i didnt want to have to do them

 

[Fredricka]

Anyway, its 21 minutes past my bedtime goodnight everyone

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Nite Fred.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Find confrontation somewhere else cause I'm too happy

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Iggy McLulz I was thinking about applying for modship here and I thought you could put in a good word for me?