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[SirSuperSouthern]

Use my poddle as your avatar and you'll pwn...

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

@Jack I am Gold league, you?

 

[Jack]

I'm gold league too. I'm about to max out all my heros

 

[Jack]

and yes, Dominion

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm about to hurt you girls, gimme a sec...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm drunk and nothing is working, gimme another sex plz...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You'll hate your useless lives so goddamn much, just hang on...

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Ive been doing it 3 years, not a big spender. I still need top artifacts for my top heros.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Suck on that you useless faggots...

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

@Jack Won 6and 2nd once in last 7 Titan tournements.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Oh I'm sorry, did you just have some kinda seizure Munstrom?

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

You are a slop eating retard whats new?

 

[Jack]

Ive been playing since January. I dont spend much either. I have pretty good artifacts, but they get pricey at the purple and red levels.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Yeah, that right, you're lookin' at - 2 large fried tenders glazed with extra spicy honey sauce place gently over mac n cheese and waffle fries...

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

So how can you max out 65 heroes?v

 

[Jack]

I came in 2nd in the first titan tournament My Titans are in decent shape. The pets are ridiculous to upgrade.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

This slop is so damn goooood...

 

[Jack]

you cant go higher than level 130, at least currently. I use the timer to up all the skills you get 20 every 70 minutes or so.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Almost finishing all pets and close with Titans, got all pet stones and just 2 more to evel up to 130.

 

[Jack]

fuckin pets

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

gtg ttfn, SSS eats and talks shit.

 

[Jack]

our alliance does well in the tournaments so we get lots of gold and silver metals. I have arachne completely maxed out with every skin

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I have a real pet though...

 

[Jack]

medals

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I dunno what those acronyms mean either...

 

[Jack]

take it easy

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Please expand on that, pixel pet owner...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Listen to the boy, Muster...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*shifts gut*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Well?