1,000,000 Post Thread

[Murdock]

My balls are so big… god put them on my chest as DDz lol

 

[Murdock]

Look at prolapse representing for all the BIG dykes he represents

 

[HeadOn!]

@The Prowler What new mods?

 

[Murdock]

Fuck me and my 5 foot crew DEAD

 

[Murdock]

mods he can’t even get first floor clearance from the bull dyke oger he needs to install a full lift for in the garage

 

[Murdock]

Here to say it so he can lift her fupa up

 

[Murdock]

when was the last time anyone believed he is fucking anything remotely NOT gargantuan??? Just sayin lolzzz

 

[wizer]

@The Question I have inexplicably been granted the power to edit any member's SB posts

 

[wizer]

Although after having a good run with @Adam Hitler and X and changing their posts to say something completely different the novelty quickly wore off

 

[Murdock]

yet the back hair sweater is still thicker than a snicker..

 

[The Prowler]

Does everyone have Murdock on ignore? Hahaha!!! She just rambles on and nobody pays any attention to her. Except me. I do. I want to see more.

 

[The Prowler]

@Murdy You disgusting hog, get in here!!!

 

[wizer]

@The Prowler I just posted a thread about my car, I know you're into Corvettes. My car is often referred to as the "mini corvette"

 

[The Prowler]

I will take a look. Murdock, if it is a mini Corvette, you would not fit.

 

[Murdock]

but you fit in the power wheel version

 

[wizer]

@The Prowler it's funny you said that bit about Murdock not fitting in the car. I once met an online blind date at my office who completely misrepresented her appearance

 

[wizer]

I think I was sort of in shock when this beast started lumbering towards me across my office parking lot

 

[wizer]

I continued with the planned date until I eventually came to my senses and cut it short but when she got in the car it sat much lower on her side

 

[The Prowler]

You are lucky it was not Murdy. She would have drugged you and raped you.

 

[The Prowler]

AND fucked-up your car's suspension.

 

[wizer]

I'm not sure which would be worse

 

[Murdock]

Go snort some Viagra and wake me when something actually can fuck you without free room and board

 

[wizer]

Murdock is clearly off her meds again it's spewing nothing but gibberish

 

[Fredricka]

Are Prowler and murdy going to shag in front of us all?

 

[Murdock]

I would rather give myself paper cuts on my eyeballs!

 

[wizer]

Don't come to me for treatment. You wouldn't fit through the door anyway

 

[Murdock]

I’m

 

[wizer]

..Not making any sense. As usual.

 

[Murdock]

So tired of this decrepit faggot acting like he has a leg to stand on here

 

[wizer]

As @Flynn said, sure hope you're not driving. Someone else may get hurt and that would be a shame.