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[wizer]

I can't remember the last time I scratched an itch on my ass or saw a skid mark in my underwear

 

[wizer]

yet another benefit of living here that isn't discussed much

 

[Fredricka]

How is he pretending hes never heard of stelios? This is crazy

 

[wizer]

I don't even think it's on the top 10 list

 

[Adam]

the best way is to use toilet paper and a baby wipe

 

[Adam]

unless you can be bothered jumping in the shower

 

[wizer]

Shreka one more time. Stelios = "family restaurant". Take it up with Google not me. Stupid cunt.

 

[wizer]

Baby wipes work too, some use them here to me it's just more work

 

[Fredricka]

Who do you think the restaurant is named after ,wizer?

 

[wizer]

Shreika according to an internet search.. and I will type slowly for you... stelios... means family restaurant

 

[wizer]

not a PARTICULAR restaurant. Do you understand? No? I give up. Stupid.

 

[Fredricka]

How is it we know more about greece than wizer?

 

[wizer]

Although there are a few scattered Stelios restaurants around the globe, it's just a meaningless term

 

[wizer]

How is it Shrieka uses words she doesn't understand

 

[wizer]

Shrieka all you've done is proven your ignorance beyond the shadow of a doubt with archaic references to homosexuality in ancient greece and family restaurants

 

[wizer]

stupid cunt

 

[Fredricka]

Whos stelios haji loannou?

 

[wizer]

fuck off @Alticus

 

[wizer]

There's another loser with serious mental issues

 

[wizer]

I don't know who the fuck stelios haji ioannou is and I don't give a rat's ass who stelios haji ioannou is

 

[Fredricka]

There was a stelios in American dad too

 

[Fredricka]

A whole song about stelios, w8zers wife

 

[wizer]

That's nice. I see @Jack ran away already. That didn't take much. Or is he cocksitting

 

[jack]

thats right, it means "lover of children"

 

[wizer]

yes Shreka my wife is a family restaurant. Are you on drugs? Serious question

 

[wizer]

How was the sit, Jack? That was fast

 

[jack]

of course wheezie would obfuscate that

 

[wizer]

use a sprayer to wash the come off your sphincter it works for shit so it will probably do fine for you

 

[jack]

you would know, enema boy

 

[jack]