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[wizer]

Too many foreign objects up there

 

[Jack]

glyphosate is a potent carcinogen/mutagen. Takes awhile, but is very effective as a killer

 

[LotusBud]

So, @wizer, yu don't even wash your hands once a day, is that what you're saying?

 

[Jack]

doesnt care if its weeds or people

 

[Seamajor]

Weird. One can still buy it

 

[Jack]

any garden store

 

[Jack]

but then, you can still buy cigarettes anywhere as well.

 

[wizer]

@LotusBud I don't keep track, sorry

 

[LotusBud]

@wizer, 1 in 2 people will get cancer in their lifetime. Those are pretty damn good odds for cancer.

 

[Jack]

fuck, yesterday it was sunny and 72 degrees. Its snowing currently

 

[LotusBud]

Snowing? Wow.

 

[Jack]

yeah the weather here is crazy

 

[wizer]

It's not quite 1 in 2 and most of those people who get it wash their fruit

 

[LotusBud]

Oh, "not quite 1 in 2." That's a HUGE relief.

 

[Jack]

hahahahaha

 

[Seamajor]

What happened to Fred and her mod duties?

 

[Jack]

he's a moron

 

[wizer]

Fred doesn't actually moderate anything it's just a label

 

[wizer]

I've done more moderating this week than @Fredricka has. Truth.

 

[Jack]

he uses an electron microscope to split his hairs in a conversation.

 

[Seamajor]

She takes her white label seriously

 

[wizer]

@LotusBud if you're going to cite statistics it helps to be accurate. 39.5% is not 50%

 

[wizer]

Cancer is highly related to genetics. No cancer in my genes. Not washing strawberries isn't going to push me over the edge

 

[LotusBud]

It's more like 45%, pal. And those are pretty fucking bad odds.

 

[wizer]

I wash my ass more than I wash fruit. Again, truth.

 

[Jack]

yes, you were telling us in detail about your experiences with your garden hose this morning in fact

 

[Seamajor]

Awesome to know this

 

[LotusBud]

All those untested chemical in the environment, in the water, air, soil, and food yeah, they got nothin to do with cancer. Nothin I tell you.

 

[wizer]

Cancer is more prevalent with drinking, smoking, and bestiality. So much for @Jack

 

[Jack]

Nothin.