Okay. Here's whatcha do. Since you can't really give yourself non-exudative macular degeneration, here's the next best thing. Ready? Go find a real hot needle and jam it into the exact center of your cornea. Then you'll know. Boy, will you EVER.
And you will, of course, right? 'Cause you're not just some pusillanimous shit-talker bringin' micropenis energy by sniping other guys' efforts while hiding your own skill deficit. Right?