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[Reggie_Essent]

 

[Bastard Factory]

ORLY. How could you improve BFF?

 

[Jack]

What search engine arent you at the top of when people are looking for messageboards to post at?

 

[Jack]

or in the top 10?

 

[Bastard Factory]

Exactly. How much?

 

[Bastard Factory]

Create a BFF SEO BOOM thread.

 

[Jack]

where?

 

[Jack]

what forum?

 

[Bastard Factory]

General forum....... Fredricka holds the cash like escrow until traffic and new blood rush in .......

 

[Bastard Factory]

Gotta give us a taste.... SEO is endless

 

[Jack]

I know, thats why I was afk all day.

 

[Fredricka]

What's with your av alticus? Is it benny hill in a wig?

 

[Frood]

They're going to do it to Iran I reckon... tactical atmospheric burst.

 

[X]

Good day to all you fascinating fucks

 

[X]

A Goose hissed at me today, my PTSD has returned ffs

 

[X]

All I did was creep by at 7 Kmh as not to disturb the foul beast

 

[X]

HHHiiissssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frood]

X got triggered because the goose didn't say theyyyyyyy/themmmm!!!!!??

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Canadian geese are mean motherfuckers. I had to chase one off with a broom one time.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

They are good eating as I understand, though. So it's a ready source of fresh meat when the Zombie Apocalypse comes.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

What a pussy. All I need to do is get a running start at them and they back off.

 

[Frood]

I'd grab their legs under a river and try to get a lift up.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You're getting old, Reggie.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

@Frood,

 

[Reggie_Essent]

what'dya mean "getting," Larry?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Ouch, geez Reg, don't be so hard on yourself. You're only as old as you feel.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

One time a friend would spend hours and hours down by the shore of a lakeside park somewhere in the hinterlands of Wisconsin. He'd throw pieces of bread at the mallard ducks would frequent in the water. He'd go "quack quack, quack quack" and toss pieces of bread.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

One time a friend would spend hours and hours down by the shore of a lakeside park somewhere in the hinterlands of Wisconsin. He'd throw pieces of bread at the mallard ducks that would frequent the waters there. He'd go "quack quack, quack quack" and toss pieces of bread.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

He spent days doing this. Getting the ducks to come closer and closer each day by tossing the bread a little less far bit by bit.