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[Reggie_Essent]

Then one day a duck got bold and walked right up to him. He grabbed the duck around the neck and twirled it around and around over his head, breaking the poor duck's neck.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

And then he was able to grab them and kill them. Heard it before.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And as he twirled it he yelled "Quack Quack Motherfucker!"

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You beat me to the post.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Of course you heard it, Larry. You live behind the Cheddar Curtain.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

And your friend is a psycho.

 

[Frood]

We had a deep fishing hole next to a huge half submerged fallen over willow tree. Great fishing, if you could reel it up before this big snapper turtle didn't steal it. So we kept throwing our naggy lil 5 year old brother in the hole.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yes he was.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

And what I mean friend, I mean you.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

And what I mean by friend, I mean you.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I never claimed to be sane.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[X]

I’m smoaking a doob waiting for the raccoon to show up, I got a pack of lady finger biscuits to give her

 

[Frood]

Ewww... Raccoon fingering..

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Peace on you, x.

 

[X]

I also have a bag of smart food popcorn to give

 

[X]

That shit makes me shart I’ve discovered

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

That's a great popcorn.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

TMI, x

 

[X]

Yes it taste really good but makes me crap

 

[X]

I like the Chester cheese corn better

 

[X]

It’s not easy being cheesy

 

[X]

It’s like peeing from your butt

 

[X]

Frood pees from his butt

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I wonder why nobody has created a nacho cheese flavored popcorn.

 

[X]

Yup, true dat

 

[X]

We have kernals, a popcorn only shop they have absolutely everything including nacho

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Yeah, a local brand might have that flavor, but I'm talking about the major brands.

 

[X]

Well why didn’t you say so I might’ve saved myself a poast

 

[X]