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[wizer]

wait you won't have a fireplace in your crappy little apartment

 

[wizer]

A banana will suffice

 

[Fredricka]

Some of us live in houses wizer

 

[wizer]

What a profound observation Fred!

 

[Fredricka]

9f course he is jack, he cant take it

 

[wizer]

You say that like you just realized that some people live in houses

 

[wizer]

your mind must be fuzzy with all that buzzing going on in your nether regions

 

[Fredricka]

Im alerting you to the fact i dont live in an apartment, i live in a house

 

[Jack]

I thought you guys were civil, what happened?

 

[wizer]

Thank you for that pubic service announcement and no that wasn't a typo

 

[Fredricka]

What always happens jack, he picks holes looking for an argument, baseless accusations and all

 

[wizer]

What happened @Jack is that Fred called my wife a family restaurant one too many times and it pushed me over the edge

 

[Fredricka]

This isnt about you wizer

 

[wizer]

I mean I don't know if you're married @Jack but if some random internet person called your spouse a family restaurant how would that make you feel?

 

[Fredricka]

Not everything is about u and stelios

 

[wizer]

@Fred "I bet you think this song is about you, don't you don't you"

 

[Fredricka]

Its definitely not about you and your "family restaurant "

 

[wizer]

It's about @Fredricka, a two sided dildo and not nearly enough lubrication to get the job done

 

[Fredricka]

See how he always resorts to smut to try and creep me out of the sb? Not going anywhere

 

[Fredricka]

Ive just punished his notifications haha

 

[Jack]

LOL

 

[wizer]

@Fredricka I'm going to be quite honest with you. Going to completely break character for a moment.

 

[wizer]

I find your squirting to be very impressive. Although it's still not determined if when a woman squirts if it's really only urine

 

[wizer]

Do you mind giving it a taste test and letting me know? I'll pay.

 

[Jack]

time for coffee.

 

[Fredricka]

Yes lets leave him to be creepy on his own

 

[wizer]

This is the answer I usually get when I make that particular request. Hmrph!

 

[Fredricka]

And please quit wanking over my name and night sky

 

[wizer]

Yes it's perfectly reasonable to be of the steadfast belief that some random guy is masturbating to your user name which consists of 9 white letters on an obscure internet forum

 

[Fredricka]

My av was complete darkness till you splatted everywhere