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[wizer]

I understand. I made the same mistake earlier. With the same individual. Wasted niceness that I will never get back.

 

[wizer]

You might have missed the earlier discussion about a fundraiser. If all members put in 50 cents we can get @Alticus a T-Shirt that says DRAMA QUEEN

 

[wizer]

But the words will read as NEEUQ AMARD

 

[wizer]

So @Alticus can be reminded when he looks in the mirror

 

[The Prowler]

What is the total cost? I will be making a bult shirt order in a few weeks and might be able to get a good deal. I can also heat press on a custom design...

 

[The Associate]

The current date/time is: 260422.12

 

[wizer]

Maybe the message will sink in one day. But the shirt needs to be of a durable material

 

[The Associate]

Burlap tee-shirts for all!

 

[wizer]

We haven't shopped shirts yet because the fund raiser ran into a glitch

 

[wizer]

No one gives a shit about @Alticus

 

[The Associate]

A glitch, eh?

 

[The Prowler]

I order 60+ at a time, so I get a good deal. I can also meet up with @Alticus to make sure nothing gets lost in shipping. We can have a fist fight too. We have talked about it for years, but he always chickens out.

 

[wizer]

Although at one point during the @Alticus apology Fred was reaching into her handbag but I think it was for a pistol

 

[The Associate]

Tell people that if they each donate a buck, you'll launch Kamala Harris out of a cannon into a cup of hot urine from across the Rio Grande. Gotta build excitement, y'know.

 

[wizer]

You don't need @Alticus's permission. Give him the shirt and as he's putting it over his head kick him in the nuts

 

[wizer]

It can only help

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm still holding out for the Prowler/Alticus fist fight. Maybe X can film it.

 

[wizer]

If he's fighting he's not apologizing. That's positive.

 

[The Associate]

I want to see X brawl with Mastersplither. Since it's the same person (or one is a copycat of the other, either/or) it'd be like watching that scene in Liar, Liar where Jim Carrey kicks his own ass.

 

[wizer]

Or Fight Club

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

SELF FITE!

 

[The Associate]

^^Or like Fight Club, yeah.

 

[The Prowler]

I will set up multiple cameras on tripods to record my fight with @Alticus . it would be Flametown Legend immediately. I want to highlight my fighting skills too.

 

[wizer]

We need to think outside the box on this one. No fights, no T shirts wait I got it!

 

[wizer]

Apology Club

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

What, no drones?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

But I want to see the fight.

 

[wizer]

Winner take all

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Pay per view?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'll bet Alti would apologize every time Prowler punched him in the face.