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[wizer]

@Reggie as @Alticus does one of his non apologies a spectator cracks him over the head with a baseball bat

 

[wizer]

That can be your job

 

[wizer]

Any time he says the word "Liar" @The Prowler gives him a black eye

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I think Prowler should get kicked in the nads anytime he mentions his Corvette.

 

[wizer]

If the word conspiracy leaves his mouth then the closest spectator kicks dirt on his face as he will already be on the ground by then

 

[wizer]

Corvettes beat apologies any day

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Not if they're Hot Wheels.

 

[wizer]

I didn't think they were

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You're right, gotta be Matchbox.

 

[jack]

well that was quite a scroll catchup. The grass she has officially been touched.

 

[wizer]

@Jack we are 50cents short of the budget for @Alticus's Tshirt. The hat for the change is over in Meltdown. Once you've contributed Prowler will start the design work

 

[wizer]

NEEUQ AMARD in bold Times New Roman can work

 

[wizer]

He needs a crown too

 

[jack]

A crown of thorns?

 

[jack]

::flips wizer 2 quarters::

 

[wizer]

That works!

 

[wizer]

Ok budget reached. How about a phrase on the back in Arial 10 font "what's written in pms STAYS in pms"

 

[jack]

haha

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No deal, I hack the PMs and sell them to North Korea.

 

[wizer]

Or "Once or twice a moderator never again a moderator enough is enough already"

 

[wizer]

I screwed that up and can't fix it the pain meds are kicking in never mind

 

[wizer]

Actually no that is what I meant to write I am getting loopy

 

[jack]

what time is it there?

 

[wizer]

Almost 11 pm

 

[jack]

thats always past my bedtime. I'm dreaming of giant leering women only I can see by then.

 

[wizer]

Tonite I will undoubtedly be dreaming of crows picking my hands to pieces

 

[jack]

ugh

 

[wizer]

The only worse dream I could possibly have is @Alticus apologizing to me

 

[wizer]

My luck I'll get both

 

[Fredricka]

Lol