1,000,000 Post Thread

[Murdock]

thanks for shitting up this SB with fentanyl and fish sticks….

 

[The Prowler]

@Murdy is here!!!! Let the bizarre drunken posts commence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Murdock]

you can’t handle a mind fuck… you’re to angry

 

[Frood]

Prowler can't handle fat fucks... and I can't either. Their arms are to heavy to lift them into a raging fire.

 

[Frood]

Prowler can't handle fat fucks... and I can't either. Their arms are too heavy to lift them into a raging fire.

 

[Murdock]

but he is so strong… he can carry Rosie O’Donnell on his shoulders up the independence hall stairs…

 

[Murdock]

can your toes carry anything beside generic menthols, Fruit?

 

[The Prowler]

Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frood]

Well... you know, I wrote a whole thesis in my early days about the the viability of generic mothballs as related to the space time conundrum.....

 

[Frood]

And.... and......... AND!!! I will not fuck you, Murdy. You look like George Costanza and Julia Stiles had an anchor abal baby.

 

[Frood]

And.... and......... AND!!! I will not fuck you, Murdy. You look like George Costanza and Julia Stiles had an anchor anal baby.

 

[Murdock]

Fruits minuscule gas filled tiny bubbles for minuscule balls just realized the space-time continuum was too small for his ambitions and bandwagon jumped into a parallel ambiguously tag team duo… Can’t wait for this to become a throupple lol

 

[Murdock]

did he just accuse me of having buttsecks??!?

 

[The Prowler]

Murdock you should come here sometime when you are sober and read your posts.

 

[Murdock]

libel… x2 fags on this site in the past 3 days

 

[The Prowler]

You are sober sometimes, right?

 

[Murdock]

I can’t even handle reading you drunk @prolapse

 

[Murdock]

what on earth did I ever do so karmically wrong that I should be forced to endure you ever???

 

[Murdock]

But sober? This is pure torture.

 

[The Prowler]

Like, is there a half hour window after you wake up and before you swallow a couple ounces of moth wash?

 

[The Prowler]

Like, is there a half hour window after you wake up and before you swallow a couple ounces of mouth wash?

 

[The Prowler]

Haha!! Are you claiming to be sober NOW??!?! Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Murdock]

is this a pep talk into loserville where I roll out of bed and log in to pretend how great RL is?

 

[Murdock]

Is your recommendation that I do this daily on the reg?

 

[Murdock]

cause that sounds insane

 

[Murdock]

My existence here is meant to be like a whisper in silk panties…

 

[Murdock]

Confusing until the stench smacks you in the face

 

[Murdock]

cause it’s a fart

 

[Murdock]

the panic is hilarious

 

[Murdock]

Well at least it is when you work alone