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[Cookius Monstarius]

I buy a bag of alpen once every 2 or 3 years, not sure why as when its gone thats it and I eat that shit pretty fast.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Alpen=Muesli

 

[Fredricka]

Does that make sense to anyone here?

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Who are you talking to weirdo?

 

[Fredricka]

I buy a bag of alpen once every 2 or 3 years, not sure why as when its gone thats it and I eat that shit pretty fast

 

[Fredricka]

Cuckoooo

 

[Adam Hitler]

Isn't Alpen what people eat who are constipated?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I thought it would be the opposite with cookie after all those curries

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

We are talking about scoffing sugar loaded cerial you gimp.

 

[Fredricka]

Isnt all food gone when its eaten crookie?

 

[Fredricka]

 

[Frood]

I walked out of an ER last Friday because a late 20 something year old blonde doctor wouldn't touch my fractured nose but was insistent on knowing when my last tetanus shot was, and covid, and everything else. The stupid cunt wasn't taking "no thanks" and "not your business" as answers.... then she kept doubling down. I was like "you stupid stupid child. I am done with you."

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Not if you throw it back up again Freakreka.

 

[Fredricka]

We know frood, u told us already

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Dont you have a cake to bake?.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lmao Frood. 'Stralian nurses sound terrible

 

[Fredricka]

Crookie must be day drinking, couldn't even wait till after dinner

 

[Fredricka]

Its baked , turned out nicely

 

[Frood]

Fred buys bags of Alpo to eat? Wut? And what wine does one serve with Gypsy Alpo Stew?

 

[Fredricka]

No frood i was quoting crookies fuck up

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Fred cooks Hedgehog stew.

 

[Frood]

She was the attending doctor, @Adam Hitler

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Just chilling now.

 

[Fredricka]

God hes as bad as tq for his repeats

 

[Adam Hitler]

Has Queefy been asking for money lately?

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Who what where and when you babbling drongo.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Even if I was totally skint I couldn't bring myself to do that

 

[Adam Hitler]

I'd die of shame

 

[Fredricka]

Poor crookie, hes so lost

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Wheres weeg and Ransacked?