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[X]

Lookit you figured out the big secret everybody here knows

 

[wizer]

X I got one for you.

 

[wizer]

Let me ask you a question. You can fuck around or answer honestly and maybe learn something about yourself and how you think

 

[X]

I got one for you too, here

 

[wizer]

Have you ever asked a person if they are asleep?

 

[wizer]

Take your time, give it some thought, you only get one answer and you're stuck with it.

 

[X]

Have you ever walked by a coin in the street?

 

[X]

With out picking it up?

 

[wizer]

I won't stoop for a penny, probably not a nickel. I've considered a dime. Nowadays even a dime is too much work to bend over for unless I need to tie a shoelace

 

[wizer]

Even then I'll sometimes look the time and say fuck it too much trouble

 

[wizer]

Even then I'll sometimes look the dime and say fuck it too much trouble

 

[X]

How the fuck you gonna ask sleeping people questions you hook nose

 

[wizer]

I'll risk a blownout disk for a quarter

 

[wizer]

Ok so listen X, I tried to engage with you in a meaningful way, like I've said before when you resort to the childish shit we're done.

 

[X]

You got jew shit to do?

 

[X]

It is pouring outside, I don’t k ow what to do today

 

[wizer]

clean your apartment? Throw away all the moldy food that's scattered about? Put the shit stained panties in the wash and run it? Mop up the piss and dried puke from when you last got drunk which is probably yesterday?r last drunken outing?

 

[wizer]

clean your apartment? Throw away all the moldy food that's scattered about? Put the shit stained panties in the wash and run it? Mop up the piss and dried puke from when you last got drunk which is probably yesterday?

 

[wizer]

Wash out your bong? Return all the empty beer bottles for the deposit so you can afford to buy more?

 

[wizer]

Replace the batteries in your vibrating dildo and wash your shit off of it?

 

[wizer]

You really need to be told what to do?

 

[wizer]

Fucking look around you blind asshole

 

[X]

I drink wine, sometimes wisers whisky, my house is immaculate and I don’t use a bong

 

[X]

And that dildo is in your top drawer next to your forskin collection BAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[X]

Fucking dumb J**

 

[X]

I think I’ll just cook something and invite some people over to play cards

 

[X]

Maybe win some money, ha ha wizerburgs ears propped up when I said money

 

[X]

All right guise, hate to do it to you but it’s that time, gotta go see y’all later

 

[jack]

Have a good day X

 

[Weeg]

MORNIN FREENDS!!!