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[Frood]

Fred Flapstone really misses me....

 

[Fredricka]

I do a bit ,papercut

 

[Fredricka]

Not enough munbo jumbo to get my head around

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I just weeded my radishes and weed whacked down by my pond.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Shit is growing like, well, weeds.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Is using a flamethrower an option, Reg?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yes, it is, Larry. In fact, I have a big burn pile all ready to go for a nice bonfire whenever I feel like being a pyro.

 

[Seamajor]

Just don’t use Round up. Thanks

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Awesome, create the heart of the sun.

 

[Fredricka]

Roundup will kill Seamajors weedy dick dead

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Roundup is bad JuJu. Is that what did Diego in?

 

[Frood]

Seaboobs did roundup from his Costa Rican van....

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Roundup is bad because of the surfactants, they make glyphosate take more time to decay

 

[The Cuntess]

 

[Fredricka]

I dropped my ear phone in hot chocolate, the music sounds squelchy now

 

[Fredricka]

I could not tell tge difference with admins music though

 

[Fredricka]

 

[Fredricka]

Honestly i took out the bad ear phone to check, it still sounded admin

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

IF YER READ THIS YER GAY

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Does your warranty cover delicious foods, Fred?

 

[Fredricka]

Tjey were only cheap ones, no bother

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Ok. Unbothered I shall be

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Another Trump assassination attempt...

 

[Weeg]

Trump evacuated from big dinner ! Happened now! Stay tuned! More be Civil WAR time!!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

According to the latest, the dinner will resume in a little while. Trump is alive and taken from the stage.

 

[Seamajor]

Is Fred thinking about my Chiseler? I’m flattered.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Just stated a moment ago, there was a shooter who has been captured.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

It has been decided that the dinner will be rescheduled and Trump will have a press conference at the WH in 30 minutes.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

The reschedule will happen in about 30 days.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

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