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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Fredricka]

Forgive for what?

 

[X]

I gave all my blueberries to the raccooons last night now I don’t have any for my oatmeal

 

[X]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[X]

And my cat brought me a dead bird as a gift, he’s put it in my shoe outside

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I alerted the media.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The stories X tells us remind me of some recluse guy living in some nature reserve

 

[X]

I have frozen strawberries but meh blueberries are better

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

"The life and times of X"

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Or a real life Castaway. Volleyball not included.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Or maybe it is included.

 

[X]

Yeah, it’s a dismal existence but at least I’m here

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Not dismal, simplistic, they're different

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Your frugality will be the norm for humanity in a few years

 

[X]

Tomorrow is moms day

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Mark my words

 

[X]

I’m not frugal, I’m poor

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Simplistic existence for a simplistic mind.

 

[ESAD TIA]

frugal by default.

 

[X]

That’s what it is Larry the fairy, I do my best not to complicate my life

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Party on, X.

 

[X]

When my kids were little I had purpose

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@X you might be poor for North America's standards, but check Africa for real poverty

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[X]

Now I’m a pair of underwear on a clothes line flapping in the wind, aimless

 

[X]

Yes you’re right rancid, it’s what keeps me grounded .. I thank the lord daily for my meagre place in life

 

[X]

I have food shelter and pants so people don’t stare at my dick