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[Fredricka]

Im so shagged

 

[jack]

gotta go unplug my ebike. Going to centerville and hyde park for my first ride of the season

 

[Fredricka]

Jack tells me u missed me x

 

[jack]

I never said anything of the kind.

 

[Fredricka]

Tmi jack, no one cares

 

[Fredricka]

You did, u said Alticus missed me too

 

[jack]

I said it was the clumsiest and stupidest failed troll in recent memory

 

[X]

Maybe I’ll have better aim next time Fredricka

 

[jack]

HAhahahahahaha

 

[X]

I even pedophilied WEEP and you weren’t here to save him

 

[Fredricka]

Dad jokes

 

[jack]

better than fred fail I guess

 

[Fredricka]

X behave, or you get the muzzle

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

When I say Brazoolians are amongst the dumbest people in the world, this is what I mean

 

[X]

You’re too drunk to do your job

 

[Fredricka]

Hey jack, if u hurry u can meet me at the airport

 

[jack]

Drunky McSoiledherself

 

[Fredricka]

Im not drunk at all, its 11am

 

[jack]

really? Which airport

 

[X]

I’m ve a million things I wanna do today and they’re all clashing inside my head

 

[jack]

Im on my way

 

[X]

Breeds drunk at 11 am?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@X that's a clear sign to sit around and do nothing

 

[X]

Freds drunk at 11 am?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

It's Sunday

 

[jack]

she has Dolly's imaginary cum dripping in her panties.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Trim your nails, wash your hair, beat your meat, but not work

 

[Fredricka]

Is jealousy the reason for your anger jack?

 

[jack]

I dont want to work, just want to bang on the drum all day.

 

[jack]

Im not angry Fred, you howerver are a liar.