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[jack]

All liars burn after they die.

 

[jack]

There's a special place for you in hell.

 

[jack]

What does a liar do after she dies?

 

[jack]

She lies still.

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

REEK reminds me of a skeleton. You can see right through her.

 

[jack]

 

[Fredricka]

I dont like that youre taking advantage of x though, hes very vulnerable

 

[Fredricka]

You leave him out of your evil games

 

[jack]

Did you know Holliday told me you had IBS? Turns out that's the most common digestive issue among pathological liars. He said you gave it to him as well.

 

[Fredricka]

He never had time to tell u anything, we were too busy

 

[Fredricka]

We were at it like rabbits

 

[jack]

REEK goes to the doctor...

 

[Fredricka]

Hes very fit

 

[jack]

REEK: "Doctor I'm constipated! I haven't been to the bathroom for 10 whole weeks!" Doctor: "I think you are full of shit!" REEK: "That's what I'm saying!"

 

[jack]

 

[Fredricka]

Jack if i wanted old jokes id speak to my dad, shuttit

 

[jack]

Did you know REEK joine Liars Anonymous just yesterday, and the already made her President?

 

[jack]

Did you know REEK joined Liars Anonymous just yesterday, and the already made her President?

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

Did you know REEK joined Liars Anonymous just yesterday, and they already made her President?

 

[Fredricka]

Lol at jack having to laugh at his own jokes while everyone else snickers at him

 

[jack]

REEK: I'm a compulsive liar.

 

[Fredricka]

Whinezers on my side, so is x secretly

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

STFU Reeker oryou get the cheese.

 

[jack]

EVERYONE AT BF: You are?

 

[jack]

REEKL No.

 

[jack]

REEK: No.

 

[jack]

Get her Cookie LOL

 

[Fredricka]

Ive had enough negs to last a lifetime ta