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[jack]

everythings been archived except for 5 or 6 boards and nothing ever happens there anymore.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I think Lotus is drinking absinthe again.

 

[LotusBud]

I guess I do not know Troll Kingdom. I wonder why.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Probably the absinthe.

 

[The Question]

They killed that board when they banned me.

 

[jack]

it was a niche board. If you belonged to troll valhalla, the ranters, reject haven, ootikof or cosmic outpost you may have heard of us.

 

[jack]

yeah TQ got snuffed for standing up to Eggs.

 

[jack]

oh and comicon.com of course.

 

[jack]

that was when I stopped posting and came over here.

 

[The Question]

Yeah. They let a complete mongo spammer shit all over the board, so I laid into Eggs Mayo about it for not enforcing the board's rules. I got the boot -- and they kept the mong spammer. For a while. Eventually, they finally booted his ass -- AFTER he'd done irreparable damage.

 

[jack]

he's long gone now, but the damage is done.

 

[The Question]

The other half of the problem is that the owner's a Brit who's lost his balls in the face of the UK's draconian ass censorship and speech policing.

 

[The Question]

I can't blame him for being risk-averse, but I do blame him for not selling the board to somebody who isn't.

 

[The Question]

Or, like I suggested to him on multiple occasions -- rebranding the place. Let TrollKingdom die with integrity instead of rotting.

 

[Holliday 3000]

With the word Troll in the name it must have been retarded. Let it die.

 

[jack]

It was actually a genuine troll board back in the day. We're talking 2002-2010

 

[jack]

comicon wasnt a trollboard til I started posting there, and when TQ and Menty came over with MissManners and poached me, I fit right in, just the way I do here.

 

[jack]

hahahahahahaha

 

[jack]

compared to what I was like back in the day I've mellowed quite a bot.

 

[jack]

compared to what I was like back in the day I've mellowed quite a bit.

 

[Holliday 3000]

"Back in the day". Now there's a phrase that could make me consider gun ownership.

 

[jack]

awesome. I have a nice Walther. Highly recommended.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Guns? What guns?

 

[jack]

Holliday broufgt up guns.

 

[jack]

Holliday brought up guns.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I don't know nothing about no guns.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Jacklyn brought up everyone's lunch.

 

[jack]

Now you see why we can't have nice things.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm starting to think about supper.

 

[jack]

I ate at 2. skipping dinner