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I just having a beer on a patio waiting for the food to cook, we have our patios in the curb lane LMFAO im marinating in carbon monoxide
 
Not to mention I feel like a car is gonna bowl me over sitting here, so relaxing yeah right :LOL3:
 
Just replaced my headlight globes after the good one finally blew on my way to work. No dims. Only high beams. People were pissed.
 
Seriously though, @Frood , you are down unduh so everything is reversed there. Also seriously, I worked every conceivable schedule and non was harder than night getting home just before sunrise and wanting a nightcap but the deli didn't open for 30 minutes and sunrise was in 37 minutes.
 
I prefer nights.... more alone time at home for myself, better salary and perks (I get 7 weeks a year just for holidays), and I like sitting out on my porch with my dog and a bottle of whiskey watching the normies do their normy shit. Plus there is ALWAYS somebody home. If puppy doesn't stop them, somebody will.