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[X]

Muscle was is not too much anymore

 

[X]

The lines around my eyes

 

[Frood]

It happens to us all.... BUT men age like wine yet women age like milk! Hahahaha.... payback, bitches!

 

[X]

lol

 

[X]

Some chics my age are hot

 

[X]

Plus me being a hot 55 year old it’s not like they see guys like me with hair and my own teeth no belly only I’m not with loot

 

[Frood]

Think about it.... we can breed till we're dead... and maybe for a day after... but women? They dry up and curdle real young.

 

[X]

Yup

 

[Frood]

The golden years for chicks are 15-29.... we're just getting warmed up.

 

[X]

lmao!

 

[X]

I haven’t seen the mom raccoon which came every night for food since her baby fell from the roof 2 nights ago

 

[X]

Prowler! Any tornadoes near you?

 

[Frood]

I got bit by a pet raccoon once. Bunch of Chippewa half breeds had it at a party house and it got drunk.

 

[HeadOn!]

You're lucky you didn't get turned into a werecoon.

 

[Frood]

I got bit by a squirrel and didn't turn into a Feralsqueeral.... so all good.

 

[HeadOn!]

Spending the rest of your days knocking over peoples' trash bins and stealing cat food.

 

[Frood]

 

[Frood]

I do that anyway for fun.

 

[HeadOn!]

But, really, who doesn't.

 

[Frood]

Devil's Night is wild in Michigan.... or was.

 

[HeadOn!]

Yeah, then that Eric Draven fag came along and ruined it.

 

[Frood]

The Crow was a biography for Michiganders

 

[HeadOn!]

I'm sure it didn't slow down the local tweekers, though.

 

[Frood]

We were the tweakers....

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[The Prowler]

X, we had all kinds of warnings. I think they missed my area. SW Kitchener. We has supper at my in-laws' across town and left a little early because the sky was getting real dark.

 

[X]

Yeah man they’re everywhere the city here is surrounded but they don’t come in good you and yours are safe

 

[Frood]

I could tell you all about the mega level of shit we got up to on Devil's Night.... but I won't because the internet is transient, but ultimately FOREVER.

 

[X]

Plus we don’t care Frood

 

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