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Here we go. "It was all Dove's fault." So tell me again who is hung up on it? I was just saying that someone who was butt ugly with a disgusting body 20 years ago is likely to be even worse now. Just a conversation. Now you, Murdock, are talking about whose "fault" it is.
 
I obviously respect my wife. Which is why I have never engaged in any of that lame and weird sex cam shit that you try to get every dude here to do with you.
 
The troll in me would love to get video of you getting off on watching me in a Web cam. It would be funny as fuck to show people. You would be begging to see me IRL.
 
I know you mention my wife so much because you envy her, Murdock. I mean, it makes sense. She has a husband that you could only dream of landing.