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[X]

Holliday texted me pics jack

 

[jack]

He did? Wanna share?

 

[X]

Mmm maybe

 

[Fredricka]

Holliday is such a gent, you could not even know

 

[X]

Let’s just say the two anal cavities threw him for a loop

 

[jack]

lol "invisible gent" You'll never know what a gent he is buried under all that shit.

 

[jack]

 

[X]

He asked me which is the pink and which is the stink

 

[jack]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[X]

He also said his ED was in full active mode and Fredricka turned to cigarettes to calm herself

 

[Fredricka]

I get why youre so jealous of our love, you never found that, so sad and lonely, my heart bleeds for u

 

[jack]

Makes sense.

 

[Fredricka]

Especially x, he thought we might marry

 

[jack]

Midgest have trouble maintaining erections, from what Ive been readin lately

 

[jack]

Midgets have trouble maintaining erections, from what Ive been readin lately

 

[X]

I was only in it for the pasties

 

[X]

Then I dumped you when I tasted the crap

 

[jack]

She pooped in her pasties for filling?

 

[jack]

Figures.

 

[Fredricka]

Jacks been reading his own medical notes about his dwarfism again

 

[X]

He said he caught ED from Fredricka

 

[jack]

Good thing it didnt recess into a vagina from the severity.

 

[X]

Yes jack the pasties were horrifying, I’d go camping and eat tree bark too

 

[jack]

Failed no yuo REEK. at least TRY to keep up

 

[Fredricka]

Holliday loved my pastys, id never make them for orrible x

 

[X]

 

[X]

How come TBC is all wonky?

 

[X]

Have they exceeded the internet’s weight requirements

 

[X]

The bubble always works

 

[jack]

I dont know. I hardly ever even lurk there it's such a shithole.