Honestly, I sometimes feel bad for you. You're so blitzed in the head that you probably think your posts are clever -- when, really, they're just tedious and dull. Pull the string in your back, and what you get back is either, "absurdly-obvious lie" or "insipid emote reaction." Even X has more variety, because he posts three kinds of things and you only post two. You can't save your reputation, but you could at least save your soul if only you'd go find a train and say give it a 90 mile per hour hug.