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[X]

MONSTERS!!!!

 

[X]

Only Jack knows how to curse

 

[X]

You suck, when he cursed my bike I fell

 

[X]

I made a turkey, ham provolone cheese lettuce tomato mayo and mustard sandwich

 

[X]

They call it a hook and ladder at a chain of sub shops here called firehouse subs

 

[X]

I’m poor so I make like 5 of them for the price of one

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Did you get all butthurt when you fell, X?

 

[X]

Don’t k ow what it is but something on me says no fucking way am I paying $20 for a sandwich

 

[X]

Don’t k ow what it is but something in me says no fucking way am I paying $20 for a sandwich

 

[X]

No Alf, that’s when I realized Jack ain’t no joke

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[X]

@Flynn @Dove @Fredricka @The Cuntess i sensed one of you wants me …. Out with it!!

 

[Alticus]

@X What do you mean about jack being no joke?

 

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[Fredricka]

You fell off your bike coz you were drunk, nothing to do with that spaz

 

[X]

Holy shit Alticus.. you’re comin at me like you’re gunna pulverize me

 

[X]

Did I offend you?

 

[X]

Let me know where so I can do it again

 

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[Fredricka]

Gettim alt

 

[X]

Noooo fredricka

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

The whole internet offends me.

 

[Fredricka]

Im staying in, on this a friday night just to bug x

 

[Alticus]

Appreciate the non-answer X. lol

 

[Alticus]

Hey Alfred

 

[X]

It was a curse, one minute the bike is fine then I dropped my spliff and burned my lip and all of a sudden the handlebars swerved

 

[X]

Ohhhhh ha ha ha so it Fredricka that wants me

 

[Fredricka]

Too stoned to ride then, still nothing to do with spaz

 

[X]

Alticus you simp, if you only read back I feel it’s pretty self explanatory what I meant … but I’ll include captions here for the dim witted. : I MEANT THAT JACKS CURSES ARENT TO BE MESSED WITH

 

[Fredricka]

No x, men should be gentlemen like holliday, and not wail all over the sb