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[X]

I’m so nice and she always gangs up on me

 

[Fredricka]

NO frood

 

[X]

She WISHES!!!

 

[Fredricka]

I gang up on him, all 1 of me

 

[X]

Now she’s telling bastard factory lies on me

 

[X]

Do you even can fathom what this place would be like nary ME??

 

[Fredricka]

I told him thr truth and a few lies, just to lay it on nice and thick

 

[Fredricka]

Nary? Wtf? How does x know that word? Did you read A BOOK?

 

[X]

My uber is here I’m going to my dads to take him out to eat souvlaki he likes that bye Fredricka MUAWAHHH!!!

 

[Fredricka]

 

[Frood]

He burned a book.... to boil some instant noodles in a hubcap.

 

[Fredricka]

Noodles he found on the pavement

 

[Frood]

Pavement Pasta is tastiest pasta in Uber driver world.

 

[Fredricka]

He really thinks hes cock of the walk with his pavement cuisine

 

[Frood]

Indian and Pakistani toe jam and lint falls out of theur musty sandals and makes X's pavement pasta extra parmesan like...

 

[Fredricka]

Just how he likes it

 

[Frood]

He wants your Roma toe jam on his pavement pasta too....

 

[Fredricka]

He hasnt denied it

 

[Iggy McLulz]

hiiiii

 

[Weeg]

@Iggy McLulz hi

 

[Iggy McLulz]

hi weeg, how are you and mama doing tonight?

 

[The Associate]

"I can feel it Weegin' in the air tonight... oh, lawd..." -Phil Collins (Probably)

 

[Iggy McLulz]

 

[Cookie Monster]

Last seen Today at 1:24 AM Frogs crashed out drunk again.

 

[Fredricka]

Last seen Today at 7:51 AM crookies kicked out of McDonald's and is on the hunt for more free wifi

 

[Fredricka]

Try washing before you go in next time, crooks

 

[X]

Man o man!!!!

 

[X]

What a poo this morning

 

[X]

It was like 4 pounds I named it Fredricka

 

[X]