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[realgrimm]

I touched a pine tree when I went to pee in the forest and now I’m all covered in sap

Taking a piss with pine sap on your hands is asking for trouble

 

[Fredricka]

I thought they let you out?

 

[Seamajor]

Oh. Is Fred upset?

 

[Fredricka]

I am?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I am. Just a bit

 

[Fredricka]

Why? Is your coffee ok?

 

[Fredricka]

Jog on x

 

[Holliday 3000]

You are all lovely people. Can't everyone just get along. What is it in the human nature that loves war so?

 

[Fredricka]

Will you he sitting round the camp fire and smoking the pipe of peace with prowler holliday?

 

[Holliday 3000]

He's not here. I didn't mean him.

 

[Fredricka]

Lol, ok

 

[Fredricka]

X does need a kick in the nuts though

 

[Holliday 3000]

Oh, he's a nice boy, just a little bit....insane, but harmlessly and in good humour.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You spelled humor wrong.

 

[Holliday 3000]

No, actually I spelled it that way just to bug the buggable.

 

[Holliday 3000]

PS: what kind of American gives a shit id Germany loses to Paraguay?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No, you spelled it that way so Fred wouldn't scold you. We all can see that.

 

[Fredricka]

X has grovelling to do, major grovelling

 

[Fredricka]

You spelt spelt wrong reggie

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I don't, I was just wondering why they take goals away from some teams. Soccer is a weird sport.

 

[Fredricka]

And holliday can get away with things like that

 

[Holliday 3000]

PS: what kind of American gives a shit if Germany loses to Paraguay?

 

[Fredricka]

Youre getting right into thd football reggie, i see it

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm watching France now. I think they are the favorites. Their knee socks are very stylish.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And it's not football, Fred, it's soccer. Football is manly and cool. Soccer isn't.

 

[Fredricka]

And baseball is rounders

 

[Holliday 3000]

Hey Reggie, they add time to the game if no one has anywhere to get to. Random minutes for no apparent reason wtf?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I know, Holli. And the pussy players flop down if anyone grazed their shins and roll around like little wimps. WTF?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I know, Holli. And the pussy players flop down if anyone grazes their shins and roll around like little wimps. WTF?

 

[Frood]

All athletes are poofs... but the soccer players are the gayest of all..