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[Adam]

any recent shrinkage?

 

[UncleDiLF]

5K is nothing for me. X must work 2.5 months for this! LOL

 

[UncleDiLF]

Jack is a dwarf

 

[Adam]

his last measurement was 5'1" I'm told

 

[Adam]

 

[UncleDiLF]

Really???

 

[jack]

and yet, I'm not.

 

[UncleDiLF]

My erect dick is 5‘1“ . WTF

 

[jack]

I love this. @Adam takes a runny shit and @UncleDiLF hungrily laps it up.

 

[jack]

 

[Adam]

When your wife/GF is taller than you are its game over Lol

 

[jack]

and of course, @Adam sucks cock

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Adam. Be careful if you try to bully the little Jack. He might get mad and punch you right in the kneecap.

 

[Adam]

even raised heel shoes aren't enough for tiny @jack

 

[UncleDiLF]

@jack is buying clothes in the kids' section saves a lot of money, but it is awkward when the graphic tee says "Kindergarten Rock Star."

 

[UncleDiLF]

 

[Adam]

Lol Dilf, he has tiny man rage for sure.

 

[Adam]

Many such cases.

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Adam he looks good in his high heels though and his wig , no??

 

[Adam]

HAHAHAHA

 

[jack]

It was really fun seeing @Bastard Factory curb you like an abused dog this morning @UncleDiLF

 

[UncleDiLF]

Bahahah „tiny man rage“!!!!! Bahahah a classic .

 

[UncleDiLF]

TMR

 

[Adam]

@jack do you buy your clothes from the kids section?

 

[jack]

I think the entire board enjoyed it.

 

[Adam]

I bet he has trouble finding brown tweed trousers in child size

 

[jack]

Well, at least you still have @Adam. Not so sure that's a good thing though. He's a tranny fag accorfing to his mom.

 

[jack]

 

[UncleDiLF]

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”

 

[jack]